physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It's shark week go big or go home
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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