And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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