so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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