It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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