Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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