dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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