OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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