this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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