so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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