Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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