I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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