Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i need some magic done to my vagina
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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