He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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