is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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