Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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