He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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