and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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