He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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