how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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