good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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