She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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