hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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