Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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