the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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