Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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