I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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