white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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