whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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