Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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