Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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