belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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