Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
don't judge my taste in strippers
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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