Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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