i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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