ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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