so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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