woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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