Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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