Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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