i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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