i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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