i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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