You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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