I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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