I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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