it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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