She said her name was "party"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Farmville is her only friend.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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