You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
as a side note pls kill me
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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