yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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