Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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