people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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