she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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