So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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