How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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