real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize