That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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